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Sebuah keteduhan yang sungguh terasa , merasuk ke segenap sendi jiwa yang terasa lelah. Beristirahat sejenak , dari sebuah pencarian yang dia lakukan siang dan malam. Melintasi lembah dan gunung, sepi dan keramaian, ekstrim kiri dan ekstrim kanan, dalam kelaparan rohani yang tak tertahan. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span id="more-86"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;Dan di sini dia kini, di sebuah mesjid bersahaja , mengistirahatkan jiwa yang serasa remuk. Terhantam badai putus asa dalam pencarian yang terasa sia sia. Mata tertutup tenang, menikmati sebuah keindahan yang sangat, dari kebersahajaan sebuah masjidnya alam. Yang bersedia menampung segala lelahnya, mendamaikan jiwa yang sedang galau, merintih.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Suara azanpun terdengar, suara yang membasuh jiwa yang kering kerontang. Bersiap-siap dia untuk mengadu kepada Dzat yang selama ini dicari seperti gila. Dalam kebersahajaan sebuah mesjid tanpa dinding akhirnya dia tersenyum. Sebuah kebahagiaan tak terkira ketika monolog yang dia lakukan selama ini, akhirnya menjadi sebuah dialog. Ternyata Dzat yang di rindukan , berkenan hadir dalam sebuah kebersahajaan di ujung senja pencariannya. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Diapun bersyair dalam kebahagiaan:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Telah kutemukan Dzat yang tidak pernah hilang,&lt;br /&gt;hanya kebersahajaan kunci untuk menyadari,&lt;br /&gt;sesuatu di sudut hati yang selama ini tertutup oleh tabir,&lt;br /&gt;tersingkap akhirnya menampakkan wajah,&lt;br /&gt;sebuah keteduhan yang membasuh jiwa kering,&lt;br /&gt;maka sebuah monologpun menjadi dialog ,&lt;br /&gt;fitri itu terasa jua.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Dan di ujung senja, dalam semburat matahari yang sederhana namun indah. Dia melangkah meninggalkan kebersahajaan sebuah mesjid, menuju kota tempat seharusnya. Tanpa ragu lagi, karena kebersahajaan yang murni dibawa di hati , membalur setiap langkah kini. Selamat jalan wahai anak manusia, nikmati dan sebarkanlah kebersahajaan murni itu. , sebab itulah ke fitri an .&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p align="center"&gt; &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;“Hai jiwa yang tenang, kembalilah kepada Tuhanmu dengan hati yang puas lagi diridhai-Nya. ” (Q.s. 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"&lt;br /&gt;Doktor: "Oh .... tentu saja ! "&lt;br /&gt;Pesakit: "Hebat! Padahal sebelum ini saya belum pernah bermain muzik. "&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8434257175709922188-5669443059612705906?l=aqremaja.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://aqremaja.blogspot.com/feeds/5669443059612705906/comments/default' title='Catat Ulasan'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8434257175709922188&amp;postID=5669443059612705906' title='0 Ulasan'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8434257175709922188/posts/default/5669443059612705906'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8434257175709922188/posts/default/5669443059612705906'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://aqremaja.blogspot.com/2009/08/bermain-muzik.html' title='Bermain Muzik'/><author><name>joe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08592485387736922337</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aKjCo432QrU/Sl1ODfpCVEI/AAAAAAAAAME/eVOuK8V8i5s/S220/yoyoyo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8434257175709922188.post-9142689083339121208</id><published>2009-07-22T05:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-22T05:44:24.631-07:00</updated><title type='text'>nice pic</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aKjCo432QrU/SmcJZ3W3fqI/AAAAAAAAAOQ/S_0eyTPayIA/s1600-h/02-02-09_1012.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aKjCo432QrU/SmcJZ3W3fqI/AAAAAAAAAOQ/S_0eyTPayIA/s400/02-02-09_1012.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5361264221369106082" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;                                                          besi tangan bio-nik haha&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aKjCo432QrU/SmcI9iZikEI/AAAAAAAAAOI/vAUdi3N2wzs/s1600-h/SNP0033A.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 196px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aKjCo432QrU/SmcI9iZikEI/AAAAAAAAAOI/vAUdi3N2wzs/s400/SNP0033A.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5361263734706835522" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;                                                                                                                                 smart x motor&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aKjCo432QrU/SmcG7bIgdbI/AAAAAAAAAOA/qEwhBGTAj_g/s1600-h/DSC01484.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aKjCo432QrU/SmcG7bIgdbI/AAAAAAAAAOA/qEwhBGTAj_g/s400/DSC01484.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5361261499373352370" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;                                                                                                                 eh2 lawa nya haha&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aKjCo432QrU/SmcGXv5stbI/AAAAAAAAAN4/4pmj-rcufM4/s1600-h/Image019.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aKjCo432QrU/SmcGXv5stbI/AAAAAAAAAN4/4pmj-rcufM4/s400/Image019.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5361260886473094578" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;                                                                                                             cuba teka kat mana ni?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8434257175709922188-9142689083339121208?l=aqremaja.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://aqremaja.blogspot.com/feeds/9142689083339121208/comments/default' title='Catat Ulasan'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8434257175709922188&amp;postID=9142689083339121208' title='0 Ulasan'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8434257175709922188/posts/default/9142689083339121208'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8434257175709922188/posts/default/9142689083339121208'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://aqremaja.blogspot.com/2009/07/nice-pic.html' title='nice pic'/><author><name>joe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08592485387736922337</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aKjCo432QrU/Sl1ODfpCVEI/AAAAAAAAAME/eVOuK8V8i5s/S220/yoyoyo.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aKjCo432QrU/SmcJZ3W3fqI/AAAAAAAAAOQ/S_0eyTPayIA/s72-c/02-02-09_1012.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8434257175709922188.post-3010094842030633182</id><published>2009-07-22T03:54:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-04T07:25:52.903-07:00</updated><title type='text'>peminat mawi</title><content type='html'>&lt;h3 style="color: rgb(102, 51, 0);" class="post-title"&gt;      &lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 255);"&gt;Peminat MAWI &lt;/span&gt;       &lt;/h3&gt;                  &lt;p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 102);"&gt;       &lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify; color: rgb(102, 51, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 102);"&gt;Satu hari seorang pengawal membuat rondaan disetiap bilik orang sakit mental, dalam rondaannya dia terdengar nyanyian yang merdu walupun tak bunyi macam suara Mawi tapi suaranya memang hebat dengan suaranya yang tersendiri mengalunkan lagu Intifada.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 102);"&gt;Kata pengawal itu dalam hatinya,"tak sangka ada juga orang yang sakit mental ni boleh menyanyi dengan hebat. Ingatkan radio atau kaset yang dipasang oleh pengawal yang lain." sambil melihat dari luar pesakit tu menyanyi sambil telentang di atas katilnya. Pengawal terus melalui bilik itu dan berjalan terus untuk meronda kebilik2 pesakit yang lain.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 102);"&gt;Setelah selesai pengawal berpatah balik. Apabila sampai ke bilik pesakit mental yang menyanyi tadi ia masih menyanyi tetapi kali ini lagu aduh saliha pulak. Dia menyanyikannya memang hebat, bagus sekali tone suaranya , cuma dia sakit mental aje kalau tak boleh buat album....tapi kali ini dia menyanyikan lagu aduh saliha tu dalam keadaan meniarap, lagu intifada yang mula2 tadi terlentang? pengawal tu hairan dan bertanya pada pesakit mental tu...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 102);"&gt;"kenapa kamu menyanyi meniarap? tadi terlentang?"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 102);"&gt;Jawab pesakit mentaltu.....&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 102);"&gt;"Tadi SIDE A...ini SIDE B lah pulak...."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 102);"&gt;Pengawal tupun beredar dari situ dan berkata dalam hatinya.."betul jugak"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 102);"&gt;heeeeheeee...."   &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8434257175709922188-3010094842030633182?l=aqremaja.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://aqremaja.blogspot.com/feeds/3010094842030633182/comments/default' title='Catat Ulasan'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8434257175709922188&amp;postID=3010094842030633182' title='0 Ulasan'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8434257175709922188/posts/default/3010094842030633182'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8434257175709922188/posts/default/3010094842030633182'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://aqremaja.blogspot.com/2009/07/peminat-mawi-satu-hari-seorang-pengawal.html' title='peminat mawi'/><author><name>joe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08592485387736922337</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aKjCo432QrU/Sl1ODfpCVEI/AAAAAAAAAME/eVOuK8V8i5s/S220/yoyoyo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8434257175709922188.post-6840414295666707560</id><published>2009-07-22T03:07:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-03T20:41:44.984-07:00</updated><title type='text'>mesej ngok ngek</title><content type='html'>ku hampiri katilmu,&lt;br /&gt;ku cium ke² pipimu,&lt;br /&gt;ku kucup dahimu,&lt;br /&gt;ku bisikan lembut ke telingamu,&lt;br /&gt;"INNALILLAHI WA INA ILAILAIHI ROJIUUN"&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8434257175709922188-6840414295666707560?l=aqremaja.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://aqremaja.blogspot.com/feeds/6840414295666707560/comments/default' title='Catat Ulasan'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8434257175709922188&amp;postID=6840414295666707560' title='0 Ulasan'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8434257175709922188/posts/default/6840414295666707560'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8434257175709922188/posts/default/6840414295666707560'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://aqremaja.blogspot.com/2009/07/mesej-xxx.html' title='mesej ngok ngek'/><author><name>joe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08592485387736922337</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aKjCo432QrU/Sl1ODfpCVEI/AAAAAAAAAME/eVOuK8V8i5s/S220/yoyoyo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8434257175709922188.post-2101225727746437935</id><published>2009-07-22T03:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-22T03:03:12.530-07:00</updated><title type='text'>sms senyum</title><content type='html'>senyum pd org tua tanda sayang,&lt;br /&gt;senyum pd kanak² tanda kasih,&lt;br /&gt;senyum pd kekasih tanda cinta,&lt;br /&gt;senyum² pada henpon tanda gila,&lt;br /&gt;masih senyum lagi ke? mmg sah GILA!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8434257175709922188-2101225727746437935?l=aqremaja.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://aqremaja.blogspot.com/feeds/2101225727746437935/comments/default' title='Catat Ulasan'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8434257175709922188&amp;postID=2101225727746437935' title='0 Ulasan'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8434257175709922188/posts/default/2101225727746437935'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8434257175709922188/posts/default/2101225727746437935'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://aqremaja.blogspot.com/2009/07/sms-senyum.html' title='sms senyum'/><author><name>joe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08592485387736922337</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aKjCo432QrU/Sl1ODfpCVEI/AAAAAAAAAME/eVOuK8V8i5s/S220/yoyoyo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8434257175709922188.post-3426654051987126592</id><published>2009-07-22T02:56:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-22T02:56:53.956-07:00</updated><title type='text'>sms rompakan</title><content type='html'>angkat tangan!&lt;br /&gt;ini rompakkan!&lt;br /&gt;yg hensem2 ke sebelah kanan,&lt;br /&gt;yg cantik2 ke sebelah kiri,&lt;br /&gt;yg muka macam TAPIR ke tengah.&lt;br /&gt;haaa! kamu jgn pura2 baca SMS.&lt;br /&gt;cepat ketengah!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8434257175709922188-3426654051987126592?l=aqremaja.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://aqremaja.blogspot.com/feeds/3426654051987126592/comments/default' title='Catat Ulasan'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8434257175709922188&amp;postID=3426654051987126592' title='0 Ulasan'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8434257175709922188/posts/default/3426654051987126592'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8434257175709922188/posts/default/3426654051987126592'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://aqremaja.blogspot.com/2009/07/sms-rompakan.html' title='sms rompakan'/><author><name>joe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08592485387736922337</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aKjCo432QrU/Sl1ODfpCVEI/AAAAAAAAAME/eVOuK8V8i5s/S220/yoyoyo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8434257175709922188.post-3794257180491603252</id><published>2009-07-22T02:52:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-22T02:53:27.661-07:00</updated><title type='text'>sms jerat</title><content type='html'>Mengikut perangkaan dunia,&lt;br /&gt;orang yang kuat kentut, selalunya membaca SMS menggunakan ibu jari.&lt;br /&gt;Tak payah le tukar,Dah terlambat.&lt;br /&gt;Ha ha ha  Eee...  KUAT KENTUT YE!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8434257175709922188-3794257180491603252?l=aqremaja.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://aqremaja.blogspot.com/feeds/3794257180491603252/comments/default' title='Catat Ulasan'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8434257175709922188&amp;postID=3794257180491603252' title='0 Ulasan'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8434257175709922188/posts/default/3794257180491603252'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8434257175709922188/posts/default/3794257180491603252'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://aqremaja.blogspot.com/2009/07/sms-jerat.html' title='sms jerat'/><author><name>joe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08592485387736922337</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aKjCo432QrU/Sl1ODfpCVEI/AAAAAAAAAME/eVOuK8V8i5s/S220/yoyoyo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8434257175709922188.post-8369287216916362730</id><published>2009-07-22T02:50:00.002-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-22T02:52:10.432-07:00</updated><title type='text'>mesej xtaw mende</title><content type='html'>Sudah sekian lama aku memperhatikan mu.&lt;br /&gt;Mencuri pandang hanya untuk melihat mu.&lt;br /&gt;Aku tak tahu apa yang harus ku katakan agar kamu mengerti&lt;br /&gt;bahawa ada ......&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;TAHI HIDUNG  kering, dihidung mu!! Hehehe&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8434257175709922188-8369287216916362730?l=aqremaja.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://aqremaja.blogspot.com/feeds/8369287216916362730/comments/default' title='Catat Ulasan'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8434257175709922188&amp;postID=8369287216916362730' title='0 Ulasan'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8434257175709922188/posts/default/8369287216916362730'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8434257175709922188/posts/default/8369287216916362730'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://aqremaja.blogspot.com/2009/07/mesej-xtaw-mende.html' title='mesej xtaw mende'/><author><name>joe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08592485387736922337</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aKjCo432QrU/Sl1ODfpCVEI/AAAAAAAAAME/eVOuK8V8i5s/S220/yoyoyo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8434257175709922188.post-2150018625610349465</id><published>2009-07-22T02:50:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-22T02:50:51.804-07:00</updated><title type='text'>mesej bodo</title><content type='html'>Bila bapak balik, anak kata: Ye ye ayah balik. Bila suami balik,&lt;br /&gt;isteri kata: Ye ye abang balik. Bila isteri balik suami kata: Ye ye APAM balik...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8434257175709922188-2150018625610349465?l=aqremaja.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://aqremaja.blogspot.com/feeds/2150018625610349465/comments/default' title='Catat Ulasan'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8434257175709922188&amp;postID=2150018625610349465' title='0 Ulasan'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8434257175709922188/posts/default/2150018625610349465'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8434257175709922188/posts/default/2150018625610349465'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://aqremaja.blogspot.com/2009/07/mesej-bodo.html' title='mesej bodo'/><author><name>joe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08592485387736922337</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aKjCo432QrU/Sl1ODfpCVEI/AAAAAAAAAME/eVOuK8V8i5s/S220/yoyoyo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8434257175709922188.post-7119581907294227054</id><published>2009-07-22T02:49:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-22T02:50:01.097-07:00</updated><title type='text'>mesej 1</title><content type='html'>Ini siapa haa?&lt;br /&gt;sila jawab,&lt;br /&gt;sms kalo teman,&lt;br /&gt;call kalau sedara,&lt;br /&gt;kalau  miscall lagi ,bererti BIAWAK,&lt;br /&gt;kalau diam aja bererti MONYET!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8434257175709922188-7119581907294227054?l=aqremaja.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://aqremaja.blogspot.com/feeds/7119581907294227054/comments/default' title='Catat Ulasan'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8434257175709922188&amp;postID=7119581907294227054' title='0 Ulasan'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8434257175709922188/posts/default/7119581907294227054'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8434257175709922188/posts/default/7119581907294227054'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://aqremaja.blogspot.com/2009/07/mesej-1.html' title='mesej 1'/><author><name>joe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08592485387736922337</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aKjCo432QrU/Sl1ODfpCVEI/AAAAAAAAAME/eVOuK8V8i5s/S220/yoyoyo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8434257175709922188.post-1145206286316950927</id><published>2009-07-22T02:48:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-22T02:48:55.035-07:00</updated><title type='text'>mesej indah</title><content type='html'>INDAH 'manusia'&lt;br /&gt;kerana 'akhlak'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;INDAH 'bulan'&lt;br /&gt;kerana 'cahaya'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;INDAH 'cinta'&lt;br /&gt;kerana 'sayang'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;INDAH 'bunga'&lt;br /&gt;kerana 'hiasan'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;INDAH WATER&lt;br /&gt;kerana&lt;br /&gt;'longkang &amp;amp; jamban'&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8434257175709922188-1145206286316950927?l=aqremaja.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://aqremaja.blogspot.com/feeds/1145206286316950927/comments/default' title='Catat Ulasan'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8434257175709922188&amp;postID=1145206286316950927' title='0 Ulasan'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8434257175709922188/posts/default/1145206286316950927'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8434257175709922188/posts/default/1145206286316950927'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://aqremaja.blogspot.com/2009/07/mesej-indah.html' title='mesej indah'/><author><name>joe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08592485387736922337</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aKjCo432QrU/Sl1ODfpCVEI/AAAAAAAAAME/eVOuK8V8i5s/S220/yoyoyo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8434257175709922188.post-678756155427811801</id><published>2009-07-22T02:47:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-22T02:48:05.407-07:00</updated><title type='text'>mesej kelakar</title><content type='html'>Seekor&lt;br /&gt;anak kambing&lt;br /&gt;bertanya kepada ibunya,&lt;br /&gt;Kenapa badannya&lt;br /&gt;hapak dan berbau busuk?&lt;br /&gt;Ibunya menjawab&lt;br /&gt;"Syukurlah nak,&lt;br /&gt;sekurang kurangnya&lt;br /&gt;kita tak sebusuk&lt;br /&gt;orang yang&lt;br /&gt;membaca sms ini!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8434257175709922188-678756155427811801?l=aqremaja.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://aqremaja.blogspot.com/feeds/678756155427811801/comments/default' title='Catat Ulasan'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8434257175709922188&amp;postID=678756155427811801' title='0 Ulasan'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8434257175709922188/posts/default/678756155427811801'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8434257175709922188/posts/default/678756155427811801'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://aqremaja.blogspot.com/2009/07/mesej-kelakar.html' title='mesej kelakar'/><author><name>joe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08592485387736922337</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aKjCo432QrU/Sl1ODfpCVEI/AAAAAAAAAME/eVOuK8V8i5s/S220/yoyoyo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8434257175709922188.post-7226014981649182469</id><published>2009-07-22T02:35:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-22T02:42:07.225-07:00</updated><title type='text'>ayat sms jiwang terbaik</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aKjCo432QrU/Smbe22o8O0I/AAAAAAAAANw/Zp6OH123bG0/s1600-h/yoyoyo.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aKjCo432QrU/Smbe22o8O0I/AAAAAAAAANw/Zp6OH123bG0/s400/yoyoyo.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5361217440392690498" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="postbody"&gt;1. Dari mana datangnya cinta ��&lt;br /&gt;dari SMS turun ke hati �..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. Andai kau dapat melihat hatiku&lt;br /&gt;Andai saja kau dapat membaca fikiranku&lt;br /&gt;Betapa ruang jiwaku penuh bayangan dirimu,&lt;br /&gt;Menghiasi hari-hariku&lt;br /&gt;Senyum dan suaramu teduhkan jiwaku&lt;br /&gt;Cintailah aku dengan kesungguhanmu&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. Kalau I boleh menyusun abjad, I nak letak U dekat dengan I&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. Hello..U ada plaster tak?? I luka teruk sebab jatuh cinta pada U!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5. Hello..&lt;br /&gt;Aku pencuri�&lt;br /&gt;dan aku di sini nak curi hati kau!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6. U ni doktor ke? Kaki I terseliuh sebab jatuh cinta pada U !&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7. I nak belanja u gula-gula HACKS�..&lt;br /&gt;faham tak ertinya?&lt;br /&gt;H- Hanya&lt;br /&gt;A- Aku&lt;br /&gt;C- Cinta&lt;br /&gt;K- Kau&lt;br /&gt;S -Seorang&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8. Luahan Cinta Ibarat Kentut�..&lt;br /&gt;ditahan sakit�.&lt;br /&gt;dilepas malu�.&lt;br /&gt;dah keluar..fuhhh! Lega!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;9. Jika kau hidup sehingga 100 tahun�.&lt;br /&gt;aku hanya ingin hidup hingga 99 tahun kerana aku tak rela hidup tanpa kau�&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10. Di bawah ini senarai yg aku tak suka ttg kau�&lt;br /&gt;1�..&lt;br /&gt;2��&lt;br /&gt;3�..&lt;br /&gt;4��&lt;br /&gt;Apa nak buat?? Aku suka semuanya ttg kau!&lt;br /&gt;Tekan ke bawah jika kau merinduiku�.&lt;br /&gt;Tekan lagi kalau masih rindu�..&lt;br /&gt;Lagi�.&lt;br /&gt;Lagi�.&lt;br /&gt;Masih tekan lagi???&lt;br /&gt;Nampak sangat rindu�..&lt;br /&gt;Aku juga sedang merinduimu�&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;11. Biarlah yang dulu jadi masa laluku, dan kau menjadi masa kini serta masa depanku.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;12. Kalau cinta ibarat penyakit,aku taknak makan ubat.Biar aku merana diserang penyakit ini krn aku ingin kau tahu betapa aku mencintai kau!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;13. Org kata kita hanya jatuh cinta sekali saja. Tapi setiap kali aku mendengar suaramu, aku jatuh cinta sekali lagi!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;14. Aku terasa sesuatu dihatiku�ianya seperti bara yg kecil. Setiap kali aku melihatmu, bara ini menyala dan ia sungguh istimewa kerana AKU CINTAKAN KAU!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;15. Apakah kasih sayang perlu diucapkan?&lt;br /&gt;Tidak perlu. Lalu kukirim SMS ini padamu, hingga tidak perlu mengucapkannya.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;16. Andai hatimu penjara, biar aku dipenjara seumur hidupku di dalam hatimu�&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;17. Tuhan memberikan rasa cinta dalam diriku, dan aku memberikannya padamu. Tolong jangan diberikan lagi pada orang lain.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;18. Aku mahu kau tahu aku menyintaimu setulus hati..bukan hipokrit�bukan cinta palsu..bukan ada kepentingan�.&lt;br /&gt;Ini adalah cinta tanpa syarat�.&lt;br /&gt;Aku begitu menyintaimu�..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;19. Cinta akan hilang jika diambil org. Cinta akan mati jika digenggam rapi. Bagaimana harusku memegangmu? Apa perluku meneruskan atau melepaskan?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;20. Betapa indah pun perkataan, tak boleh sama utk menyatakan cintaku padamu�&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;21. Tuhan memberikan rasa cinta dalam diriku, dan aku memberikannya padamu. Tolong jangan diberikan lagi pada orang lain.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;22. Cintaku bukan ibarat kertas�..&lt;br /&gt;Cintaku adalah bara yg sentiasa menyala&lt;br /&gt;dan semakin marak ditiup kerinduan padamu�..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;23. Jika mencintaimu satu kesalahan�biar aku bersalah. Cintaku padamu sangat kuat dan akan kuperjuangkan hidup ini demimu�&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;24. Cinta kita banyak ranjau. Tapi percayalah ia tidak sedikit pun mengurangkan cintaku padamu�.Kau adalah insan teristimewa dalam hidupku&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;25. Aku tak dapat hidup tanpamu�..&lt;br /&gt;kerana kaulah nyawaku��&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;26. Jika cinta itu dicukai..aku lah pembayar cukai paling tinggi!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;27. Mencintaimu adalah perkara terindah yg pernah berlaku dalam hidupku.&lt;br /&gt;Mana mungkin aku melupakanmu seumur hidupku. Kaulah kekasihku yg pertama dan terakhir.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;28. Air mata kerana sahabat 1 pengorbanan,&lt;br /&gt;Air mata kerana ibu bapa 1penghormatan,&lt;br /&gt;Air mata kerana kekasih 1penyesalan,&lt;br /&gt;Air mata kerana Allah 1 keberkatan.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;29.&lt;br /&gt;()� � �()&lt;br /&gt;( ;&lt;br /&gt;( O) saya kan,&lt;br /&gt;(,(��)(��) selalu&lt;br /&gt;ingat kat awak..&lt;br /&gt;tiap2 malam&lt;br /&gt;suara awak&lt;br /&gt;lawak awak&lt;br /&gt;sumer la..&lt;br /&gt;()� � �()&lt;br /&gt;( (�)(�) rindunye..!!&lt;br /&gt;( )&lt;br /&gt;( (��)(��)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8434257175709922188-7226014981649182469?l=aqremaja.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://aqremaja.blogspot.com/feeds/7226014981649182469/comments/default' title='Catat Ulasan'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8434257175709922188&amp;postID=7226014981649182469' title='0 Ulasan'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8434257175709922188/posts/default/7226014981649182469'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8434257175709922188/posts/default/7226014981649182469'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://aqremaja.blogspot.com/2009/07/ayat-sms-jiwang-terbaik.html' title='ayat sms jiwang terbaik'/><author><name>joe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08592485387736922337</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aKjCo432QrU/Sl1ODfpCVEI/AAAAAAAAAME/eVOuK8V8i5s/S220/yoyoyo.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aKjCo432QrU/Smbe22o8O0I/AAAAAAAAANw/Zp6OH123bG0/s72-c/yoyoyo.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
